Hokey-Cokey-ism

I am now the proud founder of a religious sect called Hokey-Cokey-ism based on the well-known children's song. I believe that, hidden in the lyrics and accompanying actions, deep truths about the way we live our lives can be found. The words are as follows:

You put your left leg in
Your left leg out
In, out, in, out,
you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
That's what it's all about.

Whoa, the hokey cokey!,
Whoa, the hokey cokey!,
Whoa, the hokey cokey!,
Knees bent, arms stretched, rah! rah! rah!

What should be borne in mind is that these are the English lyrics. The American lyrics are lies spread by false prophets.

What meaning you derive from the song is up to you - I don't wish to indoctrinate anyone. However, I think the answer to all life's problems can be found within these seemingly innocuous lyrics.