List of Random Stuff

I don't want to sound like this guy but I'm sorry I don't post more often. I'm really busy with uni work right now so just a short, random one this time.
Behold, in all it's glory, The List of Random Stuff I Find Hilarious:

• Spoons
• Forks
• Sporks
• Basically all cutlery except knives - knives aren't funny, kids
• Chickens
• Turkeys
• Ducks
• All other poultry
• Rubber ducks
• Bananas
• Shoes
  
• Your face
  
• Spoons